(Poll created December 28, 2009)
Submitted by editor

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If Aldi was put in charge of saving money on health care, how would it be different?

Who the hell is aldi?
Change your own bandages
Meals would be from vending machines
Relatives give you the sponge bath
Homeless guys make $.25 each cleaning bedpans
Nurses earn $12/hour
All medical supplies come from Chicago
No lights at night - sun goes down, everyone sleeps
Intravenous MSG
No insurance, cash only
Medicines imported from Brazil
Bring your own sheets
Operations take place outdoors in the parking lot
$5 deposit to get a towel
2 employees in the entire hospital
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