(Poll created November 12, 2009)
Submitted by editor

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You turn on the radio just in time to hear that a huge dark cloud of dihydrogen monoxide has been spotted heading right at your town.

Time is short - what do you need to do?

It's Oxygen Dihydride, dumbass
Collect enough to wash my hair
See if your neighbors need help
Take an umbrella to work
Take a picture with your cell phone
Turn on the TV
Cover your swimming pool
Txt msg ur frnds 2 let em no
Smile knowingly
Take your car to the carwash
Report it to Matt Drudge
Go to the basement in a corner
Call 911 and ask what to do
Tell the Wicked Witch to take cover.
Rush to school to pick up your children
Pray that it will convert to Hydrogen Hydroxide
Demand to know where FEMA is
Hide in an interior closet wrapped in a mattress
Close any open windows
Blame it on George Bush and Halliburton
Put a moistened towel over your face
Get a glass
Put a canary outside and see if it dies
Keep listening to the radio
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