(Poll created September 5, 2009)
Submitted by editor

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What do you use to wake up in the morning?

My phone rings
My coffeemaker is on a timer
I just naturally wake up at the right time
My kids running around
The person next to me wakes me up
My computer
The sun shining in my window
The rooster crowing out my window
My pets wake me up
The birds singing outside my window
A shot of whiskey
Alien implant on top of my pinhead
The sounds of the big city
My clock / radio plays the radio
I have to use the bathroom. I think it's a prostate thing.
An alarm clock rings
Morning? I get up at the crack of noon.
That's none of your damn business
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