(Poll created June 13, 2009)
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You're the Health Care Czar making the rules about what the new Universal Health Insurance will pay for.

Which of these do you agree to pay for?

Vacation to Hawaii to cure asthma
Exorcism by a Catholic Priest
Chiropractic adjustments to prevent cancer
Viagra for a 108 year old man in a nursing home
Counseling programs for pre-diabetics
A 55 year old obese man who wants breast reduction surgery
Kidney transplant for a 53 year senior executive of AIG
Hair plugs for the Vice President of the United States
Ear Candles to remove parasites
Aroma therapy
Skin color lightening treatments
Drug rehab treatment for a 22 year old crack addict
Your 98 year old grandfather who has Alzheimer's needs radiation for prostate cancer
A 16 year old girl who wants breast implants
Your 93 year old mother in a nursing home needs a hip replacement
A 67 year old man wants cataracts removed, even though his vision is close to normal
New hearing aids for Rush Limbaugh
Tattoo removal from the arm of a 23 year old "undocumented" immigrant
Sex change operation for a 3 year old
Herbal medicines to stop hair loss
An ambulance ride to the supermarket because the taxi never came
Ultrasound shows fetus has Anencephaly (no brain) and the mother wants an abortion
Psychiatric care for a 43 year old single woman with panic disorder
20 pairs of new stiletto shoes to fight depression
A 62 year old woman who wants breast reconstruction following a mastectomy
Operation to reverse a botched plastic surgery
A blind man's seeing eye dog needs chemotherapy (the dog, not the man)
Remote viewing training to talk to dead relatives
Stomach staple operation for a woman who weighs 152 pounds and is 5'7"
In Vitro fertilization for a lesbian couple to get pregnant
It depends on the skin color of the person
All of the above
I quit.
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