(Poll created June 10, 2009)
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With the UAW being the majority owner of the New Chrysler, how will Chrysler be different?
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All the gauges will be made in km and metric
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More gay friendly car designs
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The price of the cars will go down, since there is no need for profit
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Produce the same models for 20 years with only cosmetic changes
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Owner's manual will be in Italian
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5 weeks vacation for new employees, 8 weeks after 5 years
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Hire video game designers to do automotive engineering
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Not much will change
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No more random drug testing
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Politicians will suddenly gain a new expertise in car design-wait that's not new
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The UAW will pick the employees, oh wait - that's not a change
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They'll make higher quality cars
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More women and minorities in management, oh wait - there is no more management
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Employees of local dealers will have to join the UAW
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No mandatory overtime
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More private golf courses for UAW members only
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The pension plan will be properly funded
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No more outsourcing parts, like from Italy or Poland
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Outlaw product liability lawsuits when a defective car kills someone
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Engineering employees will have to join the UAW
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The cars will be more innovative
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If you bring your car in for warranty repair, they'll break your kneecaps
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Showing up for work on Fridays will be voluntary
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Full retirement at age 40
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No more wasting money promoting cars at car shows
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In plant gyms to work out during 2 hour lunch break
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I stop buying GovMo and UAW vehicles - Period.
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Chrysler will need weekly 'stimulus' packages from the non-UAW Taxpayers.
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