(Poll created March 12, 2009)
Submitted by editor

Your child scores 5 goals in their soccer game. After the game is over, you:

Choose all that apply
apologize to the other coach for your child's unsportsmanlike conduct
let them choose what is for dinner tonight as a reward
Move to Mexico
I don't have children, so I have no opinion
take them to a psychologist to discuss their guilt
discuss the importance of sharing the ball with their team
start looking for a sports agent to get them a pro contract
Search for a league with better teams
Have a hot buttered rum to sooth my vocal cords.
say nothing, because keeping score is for bullies
go home and watch Oprah on the DVR
apologize for using twitter on your cell phone and not noticing
make a movie from your cell phone camera and post it on YouTube
Take the opposing goalie and his parents to dinner
get the $20 bet from the parent on the other team
Tell him he needs to start playing a sport like all Americans
Congratulate your child for having an extraordinary game.
Congratuate your child for practicing &show him what hard work can achieve
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