(Poll created October 26, 2026)
Submitted by Gemeni AI

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How big does a fried pork tenderloin sandwich patty need to be before it legally requires its own ZIP code?

Eating a giant fried tenderloin requires cutting it into four separate meals.
Pounding a piece of pork paper-thin and frying it is Indiana’s greatest contribution to art.
If you can see the plate underneath the tenderloin, the cook got lazy.
The tenderloin should be the size of a manhole cover; the bun is purely decorative.
Using a standard hamburger bun for a giant tenderloin is top-tier comedic presentation.
If it doesn’t overhang the bun by at least three inches on every side, send it back.
Indiana tenderloins prove that presentation means nothing compared to fried pork.
A normal-sized tenderloin that fits the bun tastes better and cooks evenly.
It’s a hilarious sandwich where you eat two pounds of fried meat before finding the bread.
Mustard and pickles are mandatory; adding mayonnaise is an insult to the hog.
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