(Poll created March 20, 2020)
Submitted by editor
A man in a military uniform with a gun appears at your door. He informs you he has been ordered to take you to a waiting train to be temporarily relocated to a quarantine camp for the safety of the community.

What do you do?

Choose all that apply
Tell Matt Drudge
Ask if the camp has showers so I can be disinfected
Run like hell
Shoot him with my assault rifle
Give him $20 to go away
Slip out through the secret tunnel
Ask if Amtrak still has a dining car
Ask if I can take my pet
put your dog on him
Make up an excuse why you can't go today
Show him your Pocket Constitution
Lock my door and go get on the train
Grab some granola bars
Pretend to be deaf
Show her your Pocket Constitution
Post a picture on Facebook
Never again!
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