(Poll created January 23, 2017)
Submitted by Chairman

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It's sunrise, and you hear tapping on your windows. When you look outside, this is what you see. What's your initial reaction?

Laugh Delete
Scream Delete
"What the ___ ?!" Delete
That's just creepy... Delete
"I'm asleep, it's a dream." Delete
"Oh no, another nightmare!" Delete
Look for the UFO Delete
Call the police Delete
Call Animal Control Delete
Grab a weapon Delete
Gather the family Delete
Snap a photo/selfie Delete
Mmmm... Ostrich meat Delete
Nothing, I live in Africa Delete
Tell the local Ostrich ranch you've spotted their escapees Delete
Do the feathers make good pillows? Delete
Open the next 50 pound bag of bird seed Delete
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