(Poll created January 17, 2017)
Submitted by Chairman

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The post-election stock market rally has reached all-time highs. This is the result of:

Buy high, sell low!
Irrational Exuberance
George Soros hedging
The "Trump Effect"
Unusually low P/E ratios
Trickle down economics
Greedy Capitalist Pigs
A stronger U.S. Dollar
Russia hacking brokerages
A weak economy in China
Liberals feel it's safe again
Insider trading in Congress
Investors are relieved it's "Anyone but Hillary"
This always occurs after a presidential election
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