(Poll created December 6, 2016)
Submitted by charlottenc

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You are the watch commander in charge of America's nuclear missiles. It is confirmed that a missile has been launched by North Korea headed toward California and may be carrying a nuclear warhead

President Hillary Clinton is on the emergency phone and orders you to "launch every missile we have!"

What do you do now?

Ask to speak to her husband Delete
Demand the launch authorization code Delete
Tell her the code she gave is wrong Delete
Hang up the phone Delete
Take out the gun from the drawer and kill myself Delete
Develop a hearing problem Delete
Refresh Drudge Report Delete
Turn on CNN Delete
Stop playing Candy Crush Delete
Ask where the target location is Delete
Thank God that California seceded Delete
Hey, Canada is part of America, idiot! Delete
Tell her "no ma'am, I refuse your order" Delete
Let the submarines deal with it in a week Delete
Post an update on twitter Delete
Grab my cash and my computers and head for Phoenix Delete
Demand that Hillary fax you a copy of her long form birth certificate Delete
No I'm not! Delete
Do Nothing. Hillary Clinton is not, and will never be, the POTUS. Delete
Remind her Donald Trump is President Delete
Launch every missile we have without entering a target Delete
Launch one missile at Washington DC Delete
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