(Poll created November 15, 2016)
Submitted by charlottenc

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If a disease destroyed 90% of the trees used to make chocolate, what would the United Nations do about it?

Pay subsidies to poor people
Issue a condemnation of God
Confiscate all chocolate and store it in the basement
Outlaw harvesting of blood chocolate
Blame it on global warming
Blame Israel
Kill 90% of humans
Destroy the last 10% to be fair
OMG! OMG!
Disband
Prepare for global war
Fund withdrawal counseling
Fund research to find a cure
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