(Poll created December 17, 2015)
Submitted by editor

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What is in the box?

Spotify
Xenu
Barack Obama's birth certificate
A secret the NSA doesn't know
My hopes for the future
ISIS
Antipsychotic medications
It's an empty box
Social Security Trust Fund
A jar of mayonnaise from Funk and Wagnell's Porch
An HD radio
Pandora
A cartoon of Mohammed
An encrypted message
Peace on Earth
Jesus
You're not putting me in a box!
Air
Another box
Jack
Ashes
An automatic machine gun
Chocolate
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