(Poll created September 26, 2008)
Submitted by editor

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If science discovered that chocolate causes health issues, and Washington DC outlawed chocolate,...

I would hire lobbyists to arrange an exemption for Snickers bars
only outlaws would have Hershey kisses.
I would start a revolution.
I would obey because I'm a good law abiding citizen.
I would go into the chocolate smuggling business.
I would find some other candy to eat.
I would join a class action lawsuit against the chocolate companies.
I would blame George Bush.
I would declare eating chocolate to be an inalienable right given by God and ignore the law.
I would give money to candidates who promise to repeal the law.
they would have to take my Nestles Crunch bars from my cold dead hands.
there is no reason to eat chocolate
no problem - my religion already says not to eat it.
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