The Ghost of Glenn Miller answers

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A hot babe shows up to ride your hot rod

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Dominoes pizza will deliver in 15 minutes or less

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Nothing without dialing 1-(212) first

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Homeland security breaks your door down

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The NSA connects you with the known terrorist database

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My phone doesn't have a dial

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The front desk of Hotel Pennsylvania answers

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A steam locomotive rumbles down the street

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My phone doesn't understand Pennsylvania

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An uber driver shows up

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"This number is no longer in service"

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John Galt answers

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WotBoa shows up

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You get a busy signal
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