(Poll created July 29, 2015)
Submitted by editor

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An American cancer surgeon paid $50,000 to kill a zebra named Jeff in the Congo in order to create a zebra rug for his hunting lodge in Montana.

What should the U.S. government do about that?

Accuse him of Medicaid fraud Delete
Provide police protection from SJW death threats Delete
Ban all travel to Zimbabwe Delete
Confiscate all guns from gang members in South Chicago Delete
Order the Chinese to stop poaching in Africa Delete
Provide vouchers for poor people to hunt zebras Delete
Prohibit giving names to wild animals Delete
Zebra is a racial slur Delete
Make zebra fur illegal Delete
Include rhino horn in Obamacare coverage Delete
Put him on a terrorist watch list Delete
A zebra isn't worth over $5000 Delete
Outlaw all hunting in other countries Delete
Not a damn thing Delete
Ask Donald Trump what to do Delete
Jeff was a giraffe! Delete
You got every single fact wrong! Delete
Charge a 50% tax to give to the schools Delete
Establish a zebra subsidy to raise them on farms Delete
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