(Poll created March 17, 2015)
Submitted by editor

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Why do Cowboys wear hats?

Because Barack Obama can't Delete
Because they can Delete
To collect dust Delete
To have a place for the Marlboros Delete
To cover the bald spot Delete
To deflect lightning Delete
So you know who the good guys are Delete
In case it rains Delete
To keep sun out of their eyes Delete
It makes cowgirls excited Delete
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