(Poll created February 22, 2015)
Submitted by editor

---

Why are you here?

To gather karma
God brought me here
I'm bored
Wherever I go, there I am.
Google brought me here
My parents had sex
I just can't stop
I work for the government
If I knew, I wouldn't be here
All that matters is I am
I'm hoping I get IT
Cheaper than a psychiatrist
I'm not there, I'm here
I have no life
Where is here?
Obamacare hasn't found me yet
None of us are here
I'm in invisible mode
OMG - google is God!
Login to add your answer

---