(Poll created January 25, 2015)
Submitted by editor

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The socialist mayor of New York tells you to prepare for one of the worst snow storms in recorded history in 24 hours

What do you do?

Panic! Delete
Don't panic! Delete
Buy a house in Greece Delete
Demand the 1% shovel out public housing projects Delete
Thank God for global warming Delete
Prepare for 2 inches of snow Delete
Accuse the rich of hoarding snow Delete
Stock up on beer and porno movies Delete
Prepare to riot Delete
Put my hands up, don't shoot Delete
Check drudge report to see if it's true Delete
Rent a house at the Hamptons Delete
Move to New Jersey Delete
Pray for forgiveness Delete
Buy bread and milk Delete
Demand a refund on the monthly MTA pass Delete
Ask to see the mayor's long form birth certificate Delete
He's a Communist, not a socialist! Delete
Laugh since I don't live where it snows Delete
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