(Poll created January 22, 2015)
Submitted by editor

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The Fremont (NC) United Methodist Church invites you to Sunday church services wearing whatever you want - shorts and flip flops are fine.

Your reaction?

North Carolina - isn't the answer obvious?
I would go there if I lived in Fremont
That's disrespectful to God's house
In heaven, people are naked
Wearing shorts is dangerous when dancing with poison snakes
Next thing they'll be burning incense
I'm not a Methodist
What would Huckster Huckabee wear? A new Santorium.
Church is where I prove I own the best stuff
I need to tell my church about this
Jesus clothed the poor
Methodists are commie scum
Man looks at the Outside, God sees the Inside
God doesn't care
Didn't Jesus wear sandals too?
Must be a church for poor people
I don't recognize my country any more
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