(Poll created August 2, 2014)
Submitted by editor

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Soda companies are experiencing a significant global decline in demand for their soft drinks.

What should the Republicans in Congress do about this?

Outlaw abortion Delete
Require public schools to serve diet soda Delete
Require Bible reading in public schools Delete
End the subsidy for high fructose corn syrup Delete
Encourage the export import Bank to loan money to Coca-Cola and Pepsi Delete
Create a government buyback program Delete
Require Bible verses on cans of soda Delete
Pass a law against diabetes Delete
Elect Bloomberg as President Delete
End funding for NPR Delete
Allow food stamps to buy soda Delete
Put a tax on tea Delete
Ask God what to do Delete
Celebrate when McDonald's declares bankruptcy Delete
Declare victory Delete
Repeal Obamacare! Delete
End the import taxes on sugar Delete
Declare war on Iran Delete
Marvel at the power of propaganda Delete
Support Israel Delete
Demand to see Barack Obama's birth certificate Delete
Impeach Michelle Obama Delete
Nothing Delete
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