(Poll created April 26, 2014)
Submitted by wotboa

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The role of school teachers in America is to...

plan the school's Cinco de Mayo celebration. Delete
make sure the kids eat healthy food. Delete
prepare our children for the future. Delete
learn Spanish so they can teach their students Common Core Math. Delete
Show children how to use Google Delete
Explain the right of labor unions to strike Delete
teach the three R's. Delete
go on strike for more benefits. Delete
Demonstrate proper oral sex techniques Delete
teach the new 'progressive' versions of history, math, science, etc. Delete
pass out mats for the afternoon prayer to Mecca. Delete
To report bad parents to the secret police Delete
Scare children into thinking they are helpless Delete
babysit the children while the parents are at work. Delete
work enough years to qualify for a huge pension. Delete
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