(Poll created March 27, 2014)
Submitted by wotboa

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If I were elected to Congress, I would...

serve the lobbyists.
make this nation great again.
move to DC so I won't have to talk to my constituents.
have a job for life.
serve the people.
Start selecting interns
look for donors to fund my presidential campaign.
be a millionaire in four years.
impeach Obama.
never be fired no matter how incompetent I am.
check to see if pigs fly
take the fifth. Uuuh, what's an amendment?
be a humble public servant.
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