(Poll created February 21, 2014)
Submitted by editor

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Lions in a zoo require about 20 pounds of raw meat per day per lion, but can gorge themselves up to about 100 pounds

If you ran a zoo, what would you feed the lions?

politicians Delete
Humans that want to commit suicide Delete
Captured MS13 gang members Delete
Approve Reject
Giraffes that don't have a cute name Delete
Put all the animals together and let God sort it out Delete
That's a lot of lion poop! Delete
Artificial meat Delete
Let them loose in Detroit and let nature do the rest Delete
Dentists Delete
Food thrown away from school lunches Delete
Christians Delete
Surplus dogs and cats from the animal shelter Delete
Sides of beef Delete
Jeff the Giraffe Delete
Animals that died of natural causes Delete
Millennials Delete
Tofu Delete
Whatever they can catch Delete
Homeless vagrants Delete
Surplus ugly animals Delete
I want nothing to do with zoos Delete
Zebras Delete
Barney's Frank Delete
Obnoxious children Delete
Imported Africans Delete
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