(Poll created August 19, 2013)
Submitted by editor

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If you turned on the TV news and were warned that a ZZ Top has been spotted out at the city limits, what would you so?

Change the channel Delete
Grow a beard Delete
Tune up the guitar Delete
Look for the parade of elephants Delete
Load the gun Delete
Hide the children Delete
Park the car inside the garage Delete
Light One Up Delete
Admit you're addicted to love Delete
Call Ticketmaster Delete
Go to the tornado shelter Delete
Turn off the TV Delete
Drink some purple drank Delete
Smile knowingly Delete
Look for the zzyzx Delete
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