(Poll created June 3, 2013)
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Democrat Senator Frank Lautenberg of New Jersey has died at 89 of viral pneumonia.
What should Republicans do?
Choose all that apply
Pray for his soul
Pick a Democrat to replace him
His name isn't Frank, dumbass!
Bury him in Arlington National Cemetary
Name the immigration reform bill after him
Set a mandatory retirement age for Senators
Name a courthouse after him
Name a post office after him
Nationalize the ADP payroll service
Turn his office into a museum
Same thing as the Democrats - they're all the same!
nothing
Demand to see his birth certificate
Export his ashes to his home country
Lower the drinking age to 18
Allow smoking again on airplanes
Dance on his grave
Audit his taxes
Hold a wake
Have a public viewing in the Capitol Rotunda
Outlaw the New Jersey turnpike
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