(Poll created June 2, 2013)
Submitted by editor

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Let's say some advanced life form gained control of Earth and turned humans into a crop. After being fed to create fatty meat, at a certain age, everyone would be killed for food.

What would you do?

If it happens, it was God's will Delete
Get the IRS to tax it Delete
Cannibalism costs an arm and a leg Delete
Volunteer to help the farmers Delete
Fly to Uranus Delete
Pray to Jesus Delete
You're talking about Art Bell, aren't you? Delete
Ask to see the alien's birth certificate Delete
I am the farmer - how did you figure that out? Delete
Are you saying I look fat? Delete
Dial 911 Delete
Some animals are more equal than others Delete
Soylent green is people! Delete
Lie about my age Delete
It's a cookbook! Delete
Moo like a cow Delete
Strike a deal with the aliens to only eat the liberals Delete
I'm okay with that as long as I have TV and football games Delete
Launch a revolution to kill the farmer! Delete
Become a vegan Delete
The bilderbergers are those aliens, right? Delete
Isn't that already happening? Delete
Could you lend me a hand? Delete
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