(Poll created April 28, 2013)
Submitted by wotboa

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On the day North Korea launches a nuclear ballistic missile...

it will be Bush's fault.
it will explode fifteen seconds after launch.
Hell will freeze under
Michael Savage will say I told you so.
[Sigh] I really miss Reagan right now.
Dennis Rodman will call time out.
klaatu nikto veratu
Obama will go golfing.
Homeland Security will declare martial law.
China will shoot it down.
the mainstream media will spin the event into oblivion.
Guam will be vaporized.
the United Nations Security Council will do nothing.
The shadow people will show themselves and destroy it
The North Pole will melt
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