I bet they paid for the trip with US Dollars.

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The Chinese don't know Bach from their backside.

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Tickets? The musicians are looking for tickets out of China.

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I don't understand music in Chinese.

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Since when did China approve of Western culture?

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Rosie O'Donnell will be shopping for a new daughter.

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I love the symphony, but, no way in hell.

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I won't pay money to listen to a communist funded band.

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There will be a mass defection.

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Front row center!
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Yes. I just sent my Mao suit to the cleaners.
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