(Poll created March 3, 2013)
Submitted by wotboa

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You're sipping a beer in your favorite bar. The guy on the next stool turns, gets right in your face, and screams "No one needs ten bullets to kill a deer!!!". What is your reaction?

swift rabbit punch ot gut followed by right cross to the jaw
Bullet 1 woke up the bear.. thus 2 thru 10
My rifle doesn't hold 10 rounds
Great another Bar ruined...
I don't go to bars
hmmm I might, dear
Andrew Coumo Loves phallic symbols
The only animal I want to kill is a human threatening me or my family.
Time to call a cab
That's exactly what the people need to hear.
Did I get drunk and end up in New York?
You're right... 30 is better.
There are no 4 legged deer in Manhattan
Well, maybe I'm a bad shot and need ten bullets.
Yes, sir. You are entirely correct, sir. Don't hurt me.
'No one' as in law abiding citizens?
Hi, Andy. Been off your meds long?
Jeez, and I thought your daddy was a loonie. Go figure.
ban assault pencils
I'm not a deer hunter, Bubba.
Why don't I just put my size 10 up your a$$?
"Want to see my assault rifle?"
I didn't buy my gun for the purpose of killing deer!
I think you are in the wrong kind of bar...
I'll move to another stool.
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