(Poll created February 18, 2013)
Submitted by wotboa

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How would you make the game of football safer?

Play it on roller skates
What about boxéo?
Is wotboa from Mexico?
Only let white men play
Feed all the players Valium before the game.
Give players a bonus for being gentle.
Let's make fútbol safe first, then move on to football.
Require all players to pass the bar exam.
Require shoes to be tied to each other
require playing field to be under water
Let the fans decide.
You need leather balls to play rugby
Soccer players suffer more head injuries.
Admit that football is gay
Helmets with airbags.
Those big boys can make their own decisions.
We need more rules.
Shorten field from 100 yards to 40
Have the players take sensitivity training.
If I made their salary, they could use me as a tackling dummy.
Ban the spectators from having guns
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