(Poll created February 15, 2013)
Submitted by wotboa

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You, too, can own a Mercedes if...

My wife and I both drive MB's. She loves her new AMG Roadster.
you are voted Playmate of the Year.
you can pay Helmut for his factory authorized service.
you have enough pocket money to fill the gas tank.
you own a business and lease it.
sugar daddy buys you one for your birthday. Pink.
your boss gives a very large Christmas bonus.
you don't have to ask the price.
you can afford the insurance.
If the repo company resells it
your accountant says you can.
you can write a huge check for a down payment.
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