(Poll created January 18, 2013)
Submitted by wotboa

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You know you're getting old when...

You start liking food that doesn't require teeth
You catch yourself humming a Petula Clark song.
You start to like your wife's tuna casserole.
Bending over for less than a quarter is out of the question.
You have to say 'Nghuuuuh!' whenever you sit or stand.
Restaurants give you the senior discount and you didn't ask for one
You read the obituaries every day.
You look in the mirror and see your father (mother).
The candles on your birthday cake set off the smoke alarm.
Your ear hair is longer than your head hair.
The policeman is younger than your son
Body hair starts growing in strange places.
You shave your head to hide the fact that you're bald.
You compare your age to the age your parents died - a lot
Funny spots on your skin are no longer funny spots.
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