(Poll created June 23, 2012)
Submitted by editor

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Let's say teacher "merit" pay was based on the opinion of the parents. Your child gets an "F" from a teacher and your child says the teacher hates them. The teacher rating form arrives.

What do you do?

Hire a tutor Delete
Ask your child why they think the teacher hates them Delete
Find out if the teacher is Commie Union Member... Delete
Quiz your child and see if they understood the material Delete
Wow, are you out of touch. Nobody uses letter grades Delete
Ask that my child repeat a grade Delete
Schedule a parent teacher conference Delete
Take your child to see a psychiatrist Delete
Thank the teacher for not ignoring that my child is failing Delete
Give the teacher an A and pass them on for another year Delete
Explain again to the science teacher that the world is only 10,000 years old Delete
Ask to look at their tests Delete
Offer to give the teacher a good rating if they change the grade Delete
Ask the school to hire more teaching assistants Delete
Talk with your child's friends about the teacher Delete
Read those old unread emails from the teacher about problems Delete
Join the PTA Delete
I need to know which class before I can answer Delete
Hire an attorney Delete
Change the combination on your gun safe Delete
Have my child drug tested Delete
Teach my child how to write test answers on their hands Delete
Give the teacher an F Delete
Talk with other parents and compare opinions Delete
I don't have children in school, so I don't care Delete
See if I can visit the classroom and watch Delete
send child to forced labor camp Delete
Grades don't mean anything Delete
I think I see a problem with merit pay Delete
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