(Poll created December 3, 2011)
Submitted by editor

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Cigar Dave thinks we should adopt the European system where every man has a wife and a mistress and everyone knows and accepts that's how it is.

Your reaction?

I can't answer now, my wife is watching. Delete
That's adultery and you'll rot in hell Delete
It's hard enough keeping one woman happy Delete
The government should arrange this for you Delete
Woah! I just figured out 1Kings 3:16-28 Delete
Smoking Cigars is a sin Delete
Cigar who? Delete
Yay, no more sex with my husband. Delete
Just don't get married Delete
Polygamy is a better idea Delete
I want to be his mistress if he gives me a big cigar Delete
And the young unmarried studs will keep the wife happy Delete
I'm converting to Islam Delete
What happens when your mistress files for unemployment? Delete
Do I get an extra tax deduction? Delete
Let's call it the Herman Cain plan Delete
There aren't 2 women for every man. The extra men will turn gay Delete
I'm with the pleasure police and you're under arrest Delete
Sexual freedom is slavery Delete
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