(Poll created July 9, 2011)
Submitted by editor

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As his six year old son watched, a man in the stands at Rangers Stadium died when he fell 20 feet - falling over the railing while trying to catch a free baseball.

What do you want the Federal Governmet to do about this?

Outlaw free baseballs Delete
Require baseball fields to have padded fields near the stands Delete
Relocate all sports fans to the FEMA prison camps first, for their own protectio Delete
Require stands to have plastic panels to prevent catching baseballs Delete
Charge the dead man with cruelty to his son Delete
Give the family free milk and cheese Delete
Pay for the family's health insurance Delete
Hold hearings in Congress to find out why Delete
Blame George Bush, since he built the stadium Delete
Pay his Social Security Death benefit Delete
Send his child's mother a Social Security Survivor's check for the next 12 years Delete
Give the family food stamps Delete
Require fall protection like roofers have to catch people in nets Delete
Nothing Delete
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