(Poll created June 13, 2011)
Submitted by editor

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If you discovered that your 17 year old son is playing World of Warcraft and one of his friends is actually a 47 year old married woman, what do you do?

Install spyware on his computer and monitor his communication Delete
Tell him to ask her to send boob pictures Delete
Ask if she has a Teebu Blazing Longsword Delete
Explain that all women are whores Delete
Give him a high 5! Delete
Prohibit him from talking to anyone without asking you first Delete
Tell him he can get free stuff if he uses a female avatar Delete
Find him girlfriends his own age Delete
Ask if they've had virtual sex yet Delete
Trust him to make his own decisions Delete
Talk to him about cougars Delete
Demand the woman be thrown into jail Delete
Count the days until he is 26 and no longer a child Delete
Hire thugs to beat her up Delete
Ask how he knows she isn't really a gay man Delete
Ask him what they talk about Delete
Demand Congress pass a new Internet Child Protection Act Delete
Ask if he lied about his age Delete
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