(Poll created May 22, 2011)
Submitted by editor

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Why is it important to have cemeteries?

to build zombie slaves (democrats)
To remember the last final war
To sell flowers
To keep your memory alive
To avoid the spread of disease
To prevent cannibalism
To show how important you were
It's not important
So the dead can rise up at the rapture
To help with genealogy
So bodies can be dug up for science
To prevent zombies
In case the body was the wrong person
To prove your religious faith
So people are not buried in random places
To keep union workers busy
There is no alternative
To make money
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