(Poll created March 1, 2011)
Submitted by editor

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Why has the MPAA (Motion Picture Association of America) hired former Senator Chris Dodd to run its organization?

That's a lie!
He'll work cheap
He has connections, if you know what I mean
So he doesn't have time to find the paperwork for his mortgage from Countrywide
He is a great actor
Hollywood is moving to Connecticut
He's a person widely respected in government
They feel sorry for him
He has thick hair for someone his age
To get more muscle to crack down on movie pirates
To find ways to outsource movie production to China
To disprove that Hollywood are liberals
To get government funding for new movies
Charlton Heston is dead
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