(Poll created February 11, 2011)
Submitted by editor

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Michael Savage comes into your restaurant carrying his poodle and orders raw meat for his dog.

What do you do now?

Pretend the restaurant is closed Delete
Charge him twice as much Delete
Explain that dogs are not allowed in restaurants Delete
Give him a can of Rockstar on the house Delete
Hide him in the back and hope nobody notices Delete
Give him the meal for free Delete
Put his picture on the wall Delete
Hire Jesse Jackson to spit in his meal Delete
Ask why Mrs Savage didn't make dinner Delete
Tell him my cook is an illegal alien Delete
Hope for a big tip Delete
Give the dog a veggie burger Delete
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