(Poll created January 23, 2011)
Submitted by editor

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You're a fireman and you're called to a scene where there is a young boy with his tongue frozen to a pump handle and it is 5 degrees outside.

What do you do?

Heat the pump with a fire
I'm a fireperson
Cut the pump using a saw
Fill out a Darwin award entry
Wait for Spring
Pull once real hard to get the pain over
Cut the tongue off
Pour a hot liquid over the tongue
Remove the pump handle from the pump and take it to the ER
File for a disability pension
That never happens in real life
Poor luke warm water over the contact area.
Wait for a supervisor
Ask Google on your iPhone
What is a pump handle?
Ask to see proof he is in the country legally
Post a video on youtube
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