(Poll created January 17, 2011)
Submitted by editor

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Why has "Baby Doc" Duvalier returned to Haiti?

To remove his coin collection from the National Palace Delete
To siphon off all the money he can Delete
To organize the earthquake relief Delete
To restore the Voodoo spirit Delete
Who? Delete
To resume his job as community organizer Delete
Rahm won't let him into Chicago Delete
So his mom will do his laundry Delete
He did? Delete
To celebrate the life of MLK Jr Delete
To show that democracy is an epic fail Delete
He heard that Wikileaks has a list of secret Swiss bank accounts Delete
To catch cholera Delete
France needs Haiti to pay back its loans Delete
In the land of the blind, a one eyed man is king Delete
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