Nothing
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Take her a tuna casserole to welcome her to the neighborhood
(25)
Tell her I would love to meet her parents
(21)
Set up a taco truck to feed the reporters
(17)
Invite her to come to your church
(14)
Rent out my extra bedrooms to the National Enquirer
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Buy a telephoto lens for my camera
(6)
Ask her if she's seeing anyone
(5)
Demand to know where she got the money
(3)
Put up a 10 foot high fence
(3)
buy her condoms
(3)
Invite her over for dinner & drinks
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Complain to the city council about the traffic
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Call all my relatives
(2)
Call a real estate agent
(2)
Buy a German Shepherd
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Ask for dancing lessons
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