(Poll created December 28, 2010)
Submitted by editor

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Why do the Keebler Elfs make cookies?

Because human run cookie factories are causing global warming.
So Tony the Tiger won't eat them
That's not true - cookies are made by robots
Snap Crackle and Pop cornered the cereal business
It's elves, not Elfs, dumbass
The Elf God told them to
To get a date with Sleeping Beauty
Because they can
Obama said they must or unemploiment will go above 8%
To create jobs
To make Americans fat to prepare for the Elf invasion
To save money for retirement
To pay taxes to the government
To make me happy
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