(Poll created September 24, 2010)
Submitted by editor

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If CBS made Rush Limbaugh the host of the CBS Nightly News, what would happen?

Walter Cronkite would roll over in his grave
Dan Rather would file a lawsuit
CBS ratings would zoom
Edward R Murrow would chuckle
Rush would have to move back to New York
It would last for less than a week
He would have to give up the radio show
NBC would hire Michael Savage for their newscast
CBS would lose major advertisers
CBS new staff would get fired
The quality of CBS news would go up
Most of the CBS news staff would quit
Rush would have to accept a pay cut
Cuba would send him cigars
Barack Obama would invite Rush to play golf
CBS who?
Hell would freeze over
all leftists heads would explode
Sumner Redstone would commit suicide
Women would be affected more
CNN would be replaced by Naked News
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