(Poll created September 3, 2010)
Submitted by editor

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Imagine that you're standing on the beach in 1492 when the ships of Christopher Columbus come into view.

What would you do?

Light a bonfire on the beach
Swim out to the boat
Get my long bow and sharpen my arrow tips
Thank God for Divine Providence
Write the date down in my diary
Kiss my ass goodbye
Tell Columbus he's in North America, not India
Examine the ship using my binoculars
Open the Casino for business
Convert to Christianity
Ask..Any women on board?
Report to my village that I saw a UFO
Roll out my fruit stand to sell bananas
Go get my gun from my gun safe
Ask for his birth certificate and inspect the boat for anchor babies.
Hop on my horse and ride to the village
Put on my special loincloth
Thank God for the Second Amendment
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