(Poll created August 12, 2010)
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Glenn Beck says the U.S. is based on the law written down in Deuteronomy. Which of the following are part of that law?

Do not eat lobsters, shrimp or oysters
Don't steal - that's what governments are for
Parking by permit only. All others will be damned.
Do not eat the blood of animals
Fear the Lord your God
God is a jealous God and will destroy you if you worship other Gods
Give 1/10th of what you earn to the Levites
After you defeat your enemies, you must kill them all.
Don't have sex with someone you aren't married to
Honor your parents
If a judge can't decide a case, let a priest decide
If your servant says they don't want to leave you, pierce their ear lobe
Don't lie about your neighbor
A man with two wives gives inheritance to first born, not wife he likes better
If you conquer a city, you may take beautiful women and shave their head
If you don't love God, the rain won't fall
Celebrate Passover
We were all slaves in the lands of Egypt
If someone predicts the future and claims it was due to another God, kill them
Don't text friends while driving your chariot
Destroy the places of worship of all the false gods
Kill family members if they try to change your religion
Give generously to the poor
It's spelled DeutOronomy, dumbass
It's okay to sell road kill to a foreigners
Every 7th year, cancel all debts
If a town goes astray, kill all the people, the livestock and burn it all
Don't borrow money from other nations
Don't murder
Don't covet your neighbors slaves
Do not intermarry with the enemy tribes
You may not work on the Sabbath
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