(Poll created June 1, 2010)
Submitted by editor

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Why do you think Tipper Gore has decided to split with Al Gore?

He is Gay Al
Wouldn't you?
Al is forcing her to reuse toilet paper
It's George Bush's fault!
Tired of the Al Gore groupies
Ran out of closet space for carbon credits
Al has been playing violent video games
Tipper has a low tolerance for idiots.
Jealousy over the Nobel Peace prize
Tipper has moral character
Al has been listening to heavy metal music lately
House is too big to keep clean
The thrill no longer runs up her leg
She's moving to Costa Rica
Bedroom warming, he's always sweating
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