(Poll created May 31, 2010)
Submitted by editor

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When you hear an ad saying "I just had to get out of Corporate America", what is the actor really saying?

I dropped out of college
I can't get along with other people
Corporations are evil and I will not be evil
I'm gay
the security guard at wallmart was chasing him
I just got released from prison
I'm an illegal alien
I can't get up before noon
I'm collecting unemployment and don't want to go back to work yet
Other people can't trust me
I believe sucess in life is based on luck
I was fired from my last job
I failed the illegal drug test
I'm tired of working for morons. I can do better on my own.
Nobody will hire me
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