(Poll created March 27, 2010)
Submitted by editor

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You're out in the forest, and you notice a bear ahead on the trail pooping. What do you do now?

Pick up a rock and scare the bear away
Make sure there isn't a baby cub nearby
This is why I stay at home
Make loud noises so the bear knows you're there
Get your pooper scooper from the car
Give the bear your pickanick basket
Leave the bear to defacate in peace, UNLESS it's bear season :)
If a bear poops in the forest and noone's there to smell, Does the poop stink?
Gather the poop for your garden
Call the ranger station and ask what to do
Back up slowly but don't run if the bear charges at you
Does a bear poop in the forest?
Dick Cheney cut down all the forests
Admire how good the poop smells
Put out your cigarette
Dial 911
Film the bear with your cell phone
Call the park rangers and tell them it was a bigfoot
Climb the nearest tree since bears can't climb trees
It depends on the type of bear and whether or not I'm armed.
Global warming killed all the bears.
charge the bear and show him who's boss
Is this bear named Barack?
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